Ivo Francis Walter Bligh, the 8th Earl of Darnley.

This is how I might have woken my wife when I got into bed after Day 2's play. The first reply was "What? I don't know what that is?" I excitedly replied he's the Australian first drop and was is rated the second best batter in the world according to current ICC rankings. Her response after approx 4 seconds of silence was a long exhale and a roll over grabbing the doona that momentarily could have represented a crocodile in northern Queensland in the process of taking down another tourist unaware of the impending danger. As the Australians resume their innings on 61 for the loss of The Pool Cleaner, there was clear evidence that this blog had made it into the dressing sheds. The theme of the Tortoise and the Hare was one introduced for the series, with the Green Caps getting out to a rapid start. However, when playing from in front, is there a need for haste? The Conductor doesn't think so. with a strike rate of 10 at the beginning of the days play, there were...

"Is there more cricket on? I thought it was over. I thought Australia won." This is how my flicking of channels was greeted by the 51% shareholder in household affairs. For the next 7 minutes I thought I explained the delicate balance between winning a series and retaining 'the urn' quite well. However my explanation was met with a reply that I think was a little uncalled for - "I don't care, you watch what you want, I'll look at my phone." I opted out of suggesting that this could be "our little activity that we could do once every four years - make The Oval Test a bit like a ritual date night that stretched for a minimum of three, but hopefully five nights". My reading of the room left me with my Spidey senses tingling and deciding that silence was the best option from this point on... There is a lot of sport on at the moment, and this Saturday night seems like it will be a veritable tsunami of sport (Ashes, Wallabies, Swans/Giants, plus ...

The first step = don't lose the Ashes. Tick. The rain in Manchester for 5 of the last 6 scheduled sessions has meant that the Aussies have retimed Ashes. The situation was far from ideal. However, cricket has been hampered by rain for many years in the past, and will continue to be in the future. England played great cricket for much of this test, and it's unfortunate that this result has removed some of the incentive for well-played, hard-nosed test cricket in the final test at The Oval - named like it would be if an Aussie was in charge - "We've got a green space in the shape of an oval. What should we call it?" There's not a lot to cover from Day 5 at Manchester. Not a ball was bowled. There were prayers for rain from southern hemisphere spectators, prayers for sun from those in the north, and prayers for a draw from sports betting agencies, who were taking the draw at $4 just before the toss. Either way, 70 years ago, in a football game between Duke and Na...

It's easier to start well than play catch-up, and while the Tortoise and the Hare is a cautionary tale of how you should finish strong, geez it's easier when you start off in a strong position. Aussie fans finished their dinner in the eastern states and switched on their televisions to see the welcome visions of this: The funniest thing about seeing these pictures was most spectators had sought drier areas from which to swill local ales. But the English cricket team took the opportunity to pretend it wasn't really raining - perhaps a version of a Jedi mind trick that Yoda Baz taught them. The entire first session was a write-off, and it looked as though the entire day could go the same way. However, a pause in the falling sky-beers, and an amazing ground that drains moisture quicker than... (actually, I'll leave that one alone) and the covers were off and we had us some cricket played (darn!). England's tails were up and they could smell blood. With the Smudge in th...

Watching today's play made me think of a few different scenes from famous pop culture examples: The Simpsons: Rocky IV: Then in the Marvel Universe: England were just too good, and Australia were just so bad. It's a dangerous combination! Spoke and Ellen continued to pile on the pain as the Green Caps continued to conduct their experiment of short bowling. There were some ex players that were perhaps of a different opinion to those within the Aussie brains trust: Darren "Chuck" Berry I think summed up the situation quite well. My favourite line from the tweet above is this: "A fast ball at the stumps to the No. 11 gets him out. I'm shocked. What a circus." He also referred to the following: Is Cummins going? The decisions by the Aussie hierarchy: bowling lengths, selections (gee, they could use a spinner today that doesn't get pumped for 2-3 boundaries per over), fielding positions, and the inexplicable decision to continue with the same cameramen wh...